(The Rapping Professor's unique retelling of 'The Three Little Pigs')
Thus Real Atoll Pegs (The Three Little Pigs) is an example of a Fair Eat Ale (Fairy Tale).
The challenge is to rewrite the entire story using none of the original
wording. Sounds simple? Whine ought rye eat? (Why not try it?) I'd love
to see what you come up with. If you're wondering, no mind-altering
substances of any kind were used in the writing of the tale :-)
Wan spawn thyme, dare vase a knolled saw hoo-hawed the real atoll pegs.
An wan find eh, she's anthem moat twos eek dare fore chin.
Duh forced atoll peg belt has hose withdraw.
A lawn camel woof an octet thud ore:
'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
Duh peg ants herd: 'Nod bide heron march in each inch in.'
Duh woofs head: 'Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Denny hoofed Andy poofed Andy bloody how sin, an day top duh peg.