(The Rapping Professor's unique retelling of 'The Three Little Pigs')
Thus Real Atoll Pegs (The Three Little Pigs) is an example of a Fair Eat Ale (Fairy Tale). The challenge is to rewrite the entire story using none of the original wording. Sounds simple? Whine ought rye eat? (Why not try it?) I'd love to see what you come up with. If you're wondering, no mind-altering substances of any kind were used in the writing of the tale :-)
Wan spawn thyme, dare vase a knolled saw hoo-hawed the real atoll pegs.
An wan find eh, she's anthem moat twos eek dare fore chin.
Duh forced atoll peg belt has hose withdraw.
A lawn camel woof an octet thud ore:
'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
Duh peg ants herd: 'Nod bide heron march in each inch in.'
Duh woofs head: 'Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Denny hoofed Andy poofed Andy bloody how sin, an day top duh peg.
Diseccant atoll peg belt has hose oaf steaks.
A lawn camel woof: 'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
Duh peg ants herd: 'Gnu, gnu, nod bide heron march in each inch in.' '
Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Denny hoofed Andy poofed Andy bloody how sin, an day top duh peg.
Doth erred atoll peg belt has hose oaf pricks.
Duh woof knack tat thud ore: 'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
'Gnu, gnu, nod bide heron march in each inch in.'
'Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Showy hoofed Andy poofed, buddy cud knot bloody how sin.
Heed sided toot wreck dull atoll peg an udder weigh:
'Atoll peg, eye nowhere dare ease an icefield after nips.'
'Wire?' axed doth erred atoll peg.
'Owen miss stir smith svelte; a few welby reedy tum aroma ironing, aisle
camphor ewe, an wheel git sum ford inner.'
'Vary whale,' zed dull atoll peg, 'Watt I'm doom indigo?'
'Sick soak lock,' zaida woof.
Whale, dull atoll peg woe cup ad fava, ingot thudder nips beef ore duh woof
camphor hymn.
Wan da woof cam, he's head: 'Atoll peg, airier eddy?'
Dull atoll peg zed: 'Iowan tangoed ape ought fell ford inner.'
Duh woof felled vary yang rea addis, buddy dint gaff opp.
'Atoll peg, dares affair dis softer nun. Well hugo?'
'Oy ess,' zaida peg, 'Watt I'm shallow ewe beer eddy?'
'Ad tree,' zaida woof.
Soda ladle peg when tough too duff air oily, an bot abut urge urn.
Hee vase go wink ohm whinny Saudi woof comb ink. Heed dint Noah toad
dew, showy hidden Dutch urn, an base owed oohing, tern detour hound.
Trolled town duh ill widow pagan knit, witch fry tender woof, and here ann
gnome. Hee window dull atoll peg souse, ant old hem half rye tend hee head
bin buyer gray throne dawb checked wedge cam town duh ill pass Tim. Dull
atoll peg zed:
'Aah, eye fry ten jew! Eye window duff errand bot abut urge urn. Win nigh
sigh ewe comb ink, ah goat tin twit, an trolled town duh ill.'
Duh woof vase eve in moor yang rea, Andy clarity woody top dull atoll peg.
Denny big antique lime town Dutch enemy. Win dull atoll peg Saudi vase
dew wing, hee hun gape ought full oaf watt air ova rub laze ink foyer.
Justice duh woof vase scum ink town Dutch enemy, heat oak oaf duck over,
boy'll duh woof, eh dim force upper, and delved apply Eva rafter.
Duh moor awl off dust oh rea ease...
A lawn camel woof: 'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
Duh peg ants herd: 'Gnu, gnu, nod bide heron march in each inch in.' '
Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Denny hoofed Andy poofed Andy bloody how sin, an day top duh peg.
Doth erred atoll peg belt has hose oaf pricks.
Duh woof knack tat thud ore: 'Atoll peg, atoll peg, led meek cumin.'
'Gnu, gnu, nod bide heron march in each inch in.'
'Den ale hoof anal poof anal blower how sin.'
Showy hoofed Andy poofed, buddy cud knot bloody how sin.
Heed sided toot wreck dull atoll peg an udder weigh:
'Atoll peg, eye nowhere dare ease an icefield after nips.'
'Wire?' axed doth erred atoll peg.
'Owen miss stir smith svelte; a few welby reedy tum aroma ironing, aisle
camphor ewe, an wheel git sum ford inner.'
'Vary whale,' zed dull atoll peg, 'Watt I'm doom indigo?'
'Sick soak lock,' zaida woof.
Whale, dull atoll peg woe cup ad fava, ingot thudder nips beef ore duh woof
camphor hymn.
Wan da woof cam, he's head: 'Atoll peg, airier eddy?'
Dull atoll peg zed: 'Iowan tangoed ape ought fell ford inner.'
Duh woof felled vary yang rea addis, buddy dint gaff opp.
'Atoll peg, dares affair dis softer nun. Well hugo?'
'Oy ess,' zaida peg, 'Watt I'm shallow ewe beer eddy?'
'Ad tree,' zaida woof.
Soda ladle peg when tough too duff air oily, an bot abut urge urn.
Hee vase go wink ohm whinny Saudi woof comb ink. Heed dint Noah toad
dew, showy hidden Dutch urn, an base owed oohing, tern detour hound.
Trolled town duh ill widow pagan knit, witch fry tender woof, and here ann
gnome. Hee window dull atoll peg souse, ant old hem half rye tend hee head
bin buyer gray throne dawb checked wedge cam town duh ill pass Tim. Dull
atoll peg zed:
'Aah, eye fry ten jew! Eye window duff errand bot abut urge urn. Win nigh
sigh ewe comb ink, ah goat tin twit, an trolled town duh ill.'
Duh woof vase eve in moor yang rea, Andy clarity woody top dull atoll peg.
Denny big antique lime town Dutch enemy. Win dull atoll peg Saudi vase
dew wing, hee hun gape ought full oaf watt air ova rub laze ink foyer.
Justice duh woof vase scum ink town Dutch enemy, heat oak oaf duck over,
boy'll duh woof, eh dim force upper, and delved apply Eva rafter.
Duh moor awl off dust oh rea ease...